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$arah Palin willing to be GOP savior in prez race (with poll)

The half-term, half-brained former Alaska governor must not be seeing the book sales she needs to keep her Wasilla mansion up to date, because she’s all over conservative media saying that she’s willing to throw her hat in the ring if God tells her to.

According to a story on Huffington Post, Palin told Fox News Radio host Brian Kilmeade that “we know that we're equipped with passions, with interests, we're given those by our creator.” Palin then descended into her usual rambling word salad. She said God doesn’t want to let her talents go to waste.

"Living my life, putting it in God's hands, you just never know what door may be opened," Palin said. "And if that door was opened, I'm built to run through it."

In recent days, Palin has admitted that she gave a “crappy answer” (only one?) during the infamous 2008 interview with Katie Couric and defended her once-again-pregnant unmarried daughter Bristol, because “God gives everyone a third, fourth, and fifth chance.”

The HuffPost story was tactful in describing Palin’s latest publicity push. “The 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee has been floating the idea of running for office again in recent days as she tries to sell more books.”

No sir, can’t let those talents go to waste.


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